*.::HoW GoOd iT CaN Be::.*

Hey guys!How r we all, hope we're all fine and dandy. Well its sunday today.The day after miki's absolutely awesomnest party! So since last time I posted what has happened. Well on monday I found a giant golden Ostrich egg which made naked mole rats really fertile. So i used this to my full advantage and bred many of them to begin my mass army and war against, wait for it,The radio active Jelly Babies. Yes they are after me since i told their leader that they should go and get some fucken clothes you fucken hippy!Yeah anyways. Not much happened at school. On wednesday I played footy and sport, and i fractured my inee peeni finger. Yeah. I was just trying to get the ball and then suddenly I was like OH MY GOD I HAVE A FINGER! I THOUGHT I HAD FLIPPERS! But yeah the next mornign i got it X-rayed and stuff so i have to keep it strapped for two weeks. Its not too bad but yeah i just feel like a totaly retard I don't like people looking at it. Im like DON'T LOOK AT ME!yeah i also don't like people that come to my house and steal all of my tins of speghetti for scientific research on people who see things. Yes SEE. It's abnormal. So are the things!

Anyways yeah and I had Symphony Orchestra which is crap as always. It has a pattern. PLay, Stop, yell, insult,embarrass players. Yeah its liek that the whole time. But monday Me and fi have a performance in the city for it which shall be good. A whole night in the city. With free canary's!

Yeah but anyways, so anyways the glorious saturday came and I got up went for a run, got ready packed and trudged to miki's!Nah i didn't trudge some lost chicken that takes steroids gave me a lift.Anyways I got there at 3 and helped set up and stuff-yes by help i mean blow up some balloons hehe and yeah music and stuff. Then dav and tess came at 4 or 5 and yeah we got ready together, and tessgave miki a lime and a cocnut, was soo frikken awesome,then marty came early and so did tim, and after a while ppl followed in suit. It was a really good party miki good job, i had heaps of fun and I hope everyone else did. Liek everyone was just hanging out and laughing and stuff which was aweosme, and I was having my really high pitch loud screaming conversations where i get excited with ppl again which was awesome. And I had many a good conversations with ppl. Omg matt seriously...u could have ur own comedy festival, and ur vest was aweosme, Yeah and wen we were all standing around the fire i was burning my hair, and i was practising (made up my new word) WITCHISM!yeah its no longer witch craft. Yeah and we made ass anmes for everyone, me and matt. Matt=badass, Me=the ass, Woddy=jackass, Lloyd=smartass, Tim=dumbass,umm jacob=fatass, umm omg who else was there, hayden=blond ass lol, yeah there were others was soo funny, if u wanna join the bad wagon, contact either me and matt!
But yeah me and dav made up this wierd guy hug thing its sooo awesome, wen we smack eachother, we get like this good hard hollow sound on our backs. But yeah the music was good, and michael, shaun and den were like bush kids!!!seriously!But yeah was a fun night. But OMG IT WAS LIKE A FUCKING PAPRAZZO NIGHT!CAMERAS EVERYWHERE. thats why i didnt take that many guys caus i just couldnt be fucked posing and taking photos for hours. Which was a good thing caus i had heaps of fun in the end!Miki that was soo funny wen we were screaming and talking about plans against supermarkets. Yeah a funny night!When rob fell over that was soo awesome!funny and sad but awesome. Yeah I spent most of my time with lloyd which was good :-) had a fun ngiht!Omg but was a really cold night too!Then at the end after all the madness i finished with some sway dancing with lloyd lol then everyone joined in and we all swayed together like the big happy family we are. It was soo good. Then as ppl left me miki dav andy and callum migrated upstairs and laughed about many a thing, like irish men swapping there stories of drinking!Then callum left and liv and raisa and kelly and all of us were in the room just talking for ages and soon we dropped off, and me dav and miki made pancakes which were sooo fucking big!the englufed the gulf of carpentaria!Then yeah caught the train home, walked home, found a starved cat that was sick, brought it home, and mum took it to the rspca and we saved it. Go me see i do my bit for society. what about you losers!I CARE!Yeah then ummmmi ate my foot. Anyways seeyall later. Hope us had a good weekend sorry bout the massive post. Seeya luv laura xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

*.::wHaT'S On yOuR RaDiO?::.*

Hey guyz how r ya???! hope your all good. Well since last time I posted its just been another boring week at school you know just the usual. Except for a while at the begining of the week the group was a bit down and not in high spirits i noticed. Alot of things happened that weekend but I guess we should all just really put it behind us now. Except for the good times. Anyways yeah so this week was good on wednesday I had senior girls footy and it was mikis birthday happy birthday love you!. Man it was fliping awesome. Dav let me have her footy boots but yeah. It was awesome everyone got into it and was tackling and everything. At one point i was in like a scrum and some girl put her foot in and like omg her footy boots went right across the skin of my thigh while i was trying to get the ball on the ground all you could hear form me was "OMG THE PAIN!"hehe. Now i have two big gash bruise mark things. Its kinda cool though. I HAVE BATTLE WOUNDS!yeah and dav kicked most of our goals it was soo awesome. And fern was a total gun. Yeah we all got muddy and was a good day. Then we had sports leadership with the kiddies. It was good caus it was only girls so they just did as they were told but i was fukin freezing that night. I was prepared to fly all the way to africa and steal a lions main while it was going through its mating ritual and then laugh at it. But yeah.

Thursday was kinda crappy. Had music all that day. But i didn't get abused and get giant spears thrown at me for once. Then yeah friday was shweeeet laid back and stuff. Lunchtime was funny. Hayden was doing cross country and tim told him to trip over as a joke and he actually did accidentally and got a blood nose. I was crying so hard a grew a thrid appendix. So if anyone needs one call me.

Yeah then on Saturday me andy matt and lloydy went to eastland to get som stuff and we spent like an hour at JB, it was sooo packed fuck i swear the southern lights were there or somehting, or the worlds biggest worm was serving while throwing dirt at ppl with bald patches. Yeah then for like another three hours we just sat at star bucks talking and annoying everyone at starbucks that were trying to read their newspapers thinking they are smarter then abraham lincoln. Anyways yeah then wen we decided we needed to go home before it got dark and then the steroided badgers came out and tried to give us pamphlets to join the latest gym. So yeah but we were all really bored and were having to much fun so i invited andy back to have dinner at my house to eat pine suckling pigs on this fine eve then like later i invited matt and lloyd over and we were gonna play cards and watch movies but then we couldn't be bothered because greenpeace were holding my virginity at ransom so we just sat in my room sharing stories of our long lost lives and laughing and stuff it was heaps of fun guys thnx for comming. Seriously I had such a fun time. Especially wen that mexican guy came in and was bargaining his donkey for a slice of love. But we said. NOH! yeah we played heaps of music all night yeah and it was good just chilling. Yeah and my dog backed both matt and lloyd into a corner it was soooooo funny i nearly cried the niagra falls. Anyways yeah then at liek 11 they left and then i watched narnia and went to bed. I dreamt about chaptsticks that were offended by my blond treak in my hair. Oh man yeah and and and i was a train driver for connex and everyone was yelling at me caus i ened up driving to uluru and all these ppl from the musical cats were dancing aorund the huge rock.

Anyways today is mothers day and me and mel got mum a $60 voucher for eastland lol and body stuff and some cd's. She scored pretty good. Then i made grillled toast for everyone, yes including my pet cheetah with a top hat!yes and yeah now im posting. I have nothign else to write except...I CHALLENGE YOU ALL TO A RACE AROUND THE WORLD! HAHAHAHAHA. Anyways seeya guys. I hope next week isnt as down and gets back to being completely bnuts like it was starting to be hehe. Anyways miki's birthday party next weekend AWESOME can't wait!seeya xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox luv laura!

*..::BlAmE It oN ThE BoogY!::.*

Hey guys how r ya???hope your all good, hmm long time no see hehe. Well its not like anyone visits here anyway hehe, not even i do hehehe. Umm yeah last weekend it was stephs 16th party!I started off my day with flying my cape to mikis house and getting ready there. Here brothers were bush walking and bounty hunting it was awesome. Yeah we had this rice stuff for dinner and i straightened my hair so straight it could paper cut people hehe. Yeah so then we bolted out the door having to fight our way through a mob of ranting raving stoned lemurs with pineapples. When we got there, there were like people on chairs sitting out the front and me and miki didnt know how to get in and like we went to cut across the grass and they just started yelling at us im like holly shit, but yeah they were just cheap bounces drinking hehehe. Yeah after me and miki ticked our names off the list we entered the realm of party narnia!Yeah hehe. Andy and steph were already on the verge of gone hehe. But yeah we went and flocked with the non drinkers and were with like woody tim marty jim yeah u get the point. We all started around the outdoor heater and had some funny conversation startes. Me and miki got bored so we did some pretti wierd walking then went to drink some V. Well I drank 3 in 20 mins. Hlaf an hour later. I was pretty much off with the fairies. I think people either thought iw as drinking, or i was taking extacy or somehting haha yeah anyways i had a massive hyped conversation with lots of screaming and laughing about my 16th and how im gonna have a food fight. Yes u heard me you greased up deaf guy! Anyways yeah then i was hyper and did some pretti retarded dancing in which everyone was looking at me wierd. Then some normal dancing, some singing and then i taught some guys how to strut and everything and we did the hokeypokey and yeah socialising. I had such a fun night. Omg matt you are the funniest guy wen ur drunk not that ur not funny wen ur not hehe. Like yeah everyones sayign u have more confidence and better balance haha. Yeah and wow michael is funni but scary wen pissed. And yeah andy and shaun got together that night lol. Everyone was like laughing caus they were having like dry sex on the couch for like 3 hours hahaha. Yeah and i got to throw a bucket at someone. AWESOME. yeah and me and fi wen rolling down the driveway. Yeah funny night. Tes u looked so good but man my feet ached by the end haha. Yeah I was hyper all ngiht. Sorry to the people i scared but yeah. I can't say how funny matt u were!. Yeah OMAR WAS THERE. Yeah that was aweosme. Also i didnt get to find out everyone who hooked up so if you know anything tell me fools! Yeah and ross is pretti funny drunk too. Id just liek to say how wierd is it that party's change ppl and the whole atmosphere and everything hehe. Yeah and steph was pretti funny too. Yay we got to dance at this party too hehehe. Yeah anyways wen me miki tess and left to go back to mikis we had massive slice pieces and went to bed dwelling about the nearing storm. Then the next day me an miki sat up at the second story talking and sounding sooo stoned its not funny. Anyways IM gonna go now i can't be bothered posting anymore sorry it was too random this time but yeah next time! Seeya guys!!! lots of luv laura! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoox