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*.::I CaN SeE A RaInBoW::.*

Hey guys how are we all? hope your all really extreme cauz if u arnt i will come to your houses and i will cut you, then feed you to wilde pack of wolves in istanbul. YES. Well since last i posted ive been rather sick, like last wednesday i went with lloyd and andy to see miki, and we had a jolly good time and lloyd admitted that he thought being raped by 5 gingerbread men was good. Yes i know hehe. Yeah then wen i got home i started feeling really sick like headaches and all the other stuff that i won't go into detail. I was vomiting giant lemurs! Yeah so i had thursday and friday off and had a really boring weekend trying to get better and plan world domination. But not of the world your thinking of! Fools. Anyways, yeah then for some stupid reason i went to school on monday for period 4 ,5 &6 yeah i flew my cape there because i somehow figured out how to be aerodynamic. Yeah and that was sweet, except the teacher kept yelling at me to shut up and to stop abusing satan untill he cried. Yeah so anyway that night i set up a shoe shop, then it flourished and failed in five minutes so i sold it to a foreigner and he turned it into the worlds greatest casino. You can bet your first born sons and anything. Not just euro's and that so called money we call, YEN! Yeah then i went on msn and nearly drowned with having to try and keep up with everyone. It's so hard. Yet i managed to still have my eye brows intact. Then today it was Anzac day and sams birthday, Happy birthday sam, and yeah i watched the Anzac march and saw my grandpa walk past. It was sweet. Yeah i think im going in it next year for my nanas dad. Yeah. Then i went to the movies with lloydy to see scary movie 4. Except it wasn't scary. I was like, THAT WASN'T PART OF THE DEAL BRAVEHEART, THAT WASNT PART OF THE DEAL U RAG TAG BASTARD! jokes io wasn't really, but i was contemplaiting it for a long time. Yeah it was pretty funny, especially the tom cruise impersonations. And omg, i don't know if anyone knows this, there are four things in the world that i find uterly hilarious like nothing will beat them.
1. People tripping over (or getting hurt they are both kinda equal) for example tess falling down the 400 block stairs. That was the funniest thing id seen in my life as well as mikaela smashing her head on a metal pole bar. I still am laughing hehe.
2. Fat people doing clumsy things. E.G just watch funniest home videos. Sorry all u fatty's out there. Fight the cream cake!
3. people getting chairs smashed on them!!!! e.g. in both scary movie 3 and 4 it happens, and in the simpsons wen homer is in the bath. I cry at that stuff. Hopefully i one day will live my life long dream to smash a chair over someone.
4. Utterly ridiculous random shit, because its soo random its funny.
Yeah that's my top 4 list of things i find funny hehehe yeah just thought id share that with everyone.
Yeah so after that i caught the bus home and a person greased me off, so I greased them back so bad, i reckon if there was an olympics on greasing id be the winner. Yeah then as i was getting off i literally greased her. Yeah then i got home and the southern lights were in my room and a pack of meercats were having a hens party. Fuck im never partying with those guys again. They look cute but don't get too close caus BAM. You wake up in west virginia with no virginity, no dignity, and last but not least no toes. How the fuck am I supposed to see now. Anyways some spanish guy gave me some luckily, but they weren't cheap, I had to slave labor in a cracker factory for five months, then travel back in time to tell you guyz this story. If your wondering how i traveled back in time I don't care! Anyways yeah Im bored now so i think im gonna end this post because it has no point. But yeah stephs party's comming up soon which shall be awesome and extreme. I don't think many people will remember the night lol. Anyways see yas all later hope your all good buh baiz! luv laura xoxoxoxoxox

*.::LoNg tImE No sEe!!::.*

Omg guyz it has been soooooooo long since i posted on this blog since everything that happened hehe. Omg its soo good to be back i don't know if anyone comes to this anymore but i hope all my readers come back because i had a feeling i was slowly warping peoples minds and managing to create a super army which will finally take over the Roman Empire. Yes we shall go back then forwards then back in time. Well alot has happened since i last posted lol soo much that i couldnt even begin to tell you how many mooses have been left dying and bloody alonge the way. Like yeah year ten started this year and its turned out to be pretty good. Yeah and at the moment miki is at home recovering from her successful back surgery. Love you soooo much miki can't wait till u come back. I have a song for you. "I keep trying to find my way, All i got is a turkey for you!" hehehe its waiting for you miki right....NOW! Anyways yeah. This year soo far has been really busy with homework and shit but yeah its beeeen fun. Soooo recently lloyd (aka captain) got raped five times in an alley way by five gingerbread men. Yeah i saved him with my best friend mr beaver hehehe but yeah. Ummm last weekend was lloyds party which was really fun good job lloyd. Umm this week i made friends with a leaf eater. Yeah and yesterday was school athletics and i ran the 800 meters and the relay and did the long jump and tug of war. It was EXTREME!!!!Yeah the 800 meters was really like tyering(yeah i knwothats not a word.)But lucky the magic crows werent waiting at the end to steal my virginity like the used to do. Lucky i keep mine along with everyone elses i take locked up in my chest in my room. Hehe yeah long story. Anyways this post was just to tell everyone that im blogging on this again and stuff. "comewhatmay ressurrection hehehe" yeah so hope u all keep comming. Seeya all sooon. HAPPY EASTER LOVES YA HEAPS!!! (THE EASTER BUNNY HAS GONE MAD WITH POWER!"hehe buh baiz! xoxoxoxox laura