*.::Hold oN 2 YoUr wIzArDs!::.*

Hey everyone how r ya all? hope your all good, lol long time no see. No one reads these anyways lol, so if your reading this your a faggot!hehe nah jokes i love everyone!Anyways i can't be bothered filling in everything thats happened since last i posted so im just gonna tell you bout recent stuff. Yeah thats right...GOATS!They've gone mad with power, them and their hard horns, stealing honicka away from jewish timmy. Anyways little josh was riding a tripple decker bus, when suddenly a giant bald budgie(yes hes back!) with a top hat floated towards him and asked in a english cross russian accent"have you seen my dignity?"Josh looked suprised. He new it was common for people to loose their dignity, but not in a million light years would he have thought a budgie would have lost theirs. Because everyone knows they are the race that created dignity. Anyways josh replied with "well sir no but i know a shop that sells them just down the road, for half price this weekend if u become a member. Damn the irish police!"In a flash the budgie dissapeared. Josh then went back to shaving a naughty word into a boys head in front of him. He was having a little trouble on the letter shit but that phazed him none the less. After a whole day the fat terrorists let everyone off the bus because they realised they could no longer hold their captives back with a plastic spoon and they seemed to be in las vegas for some reason. So josh began to imagine himself gambling his life for a better one, even if that means a illeterate greasy foreign cleaner wins him and makes him his speaker for his new stereo. But as josh stepped out of the bus he got suddenly sucked up by what he thought was a spinning vortex of death, but it was actually a giant hoover vacume cleaner. But lucky josh decided to carry his special hoover vacume pepper spray. It suddenly spat him out and a chinese sherpa helped him travel across many mountains to find the meaning of life, in which it was in french so he had to travel back to france to get someone to translate it. It said "your a faggot!" and josh opened his mouth in shock and a unicorn fall out and then impaled him on its horn. The end! Sorry guys im really really bored and half asleep. da da da da da da da da. Yeah this weeks been really crap, one of the worst weeks of my life, u wanna know why? well im not gonna tell u because then it will be all over cnn, and then i'll have to give interviews as to why i think big brother may be a big sister?yeah. At the moment im listneign to alot of ministry of sounds, and ems party was super sweet.hey hey hey, if people say fish are dumb? then why do they swim in schools??yeah thats my lame joke for the week. COUGH! Yeah seeya guys! i don't wanna bore u anymore with my boring crap. Buh baiz luv yas xoxoxox laura

*.::A LoSeR?::.*

Hey guys how r we all?Hope you are all good. Well today is the day after elishas party. Did everyone have fun? I did for a while but by the end i was pretty nacked.(tired).Yesterday started off with me going for a bike ride. NO not on the bike your thinking of. Yes now you ahve it, a penny farthing. Anyways then i had a shower and it was off to see the wizard(miki) We met and eastland and got elisha a prezzie. I also bought a top with my innocence. Anyways then we caught the bus back to blacky with suprisingly DD. He said that whole day he was just riding on buses anonymously hehe. Yeah talked about how sexual our year level has gotten this year! Its those boys isnt! YOU KNEW WHAT THIS WAS! Anyways then we got ready together and andy and lloyd got to my house at about 6:30 and we strated the long voyage to middle earth(woop woop) Yeah was about 45 mins. My dad made a few good calls. I was playing eye spy and i said somehting begining with L, and dad goes "A loser" Everyone found this quite hilarious lol. Yeah he made another call, cant really remember. That was a mad car trip hehe. Funn-ny. Anyways we got there and the party hadnt really kicked off yet. But wen more ppl arrived it was better. Especially that spanish guy in a green suite shooting chickens at me. Or was that the essence of playdoh i smoked before i came!Anyways yeah. Party at the start was mainly mingling which was god. Then others went for a big walk and the rest of us stayed while watching beef and michael dance to the corn. 18 freekin hellsih minutes hehe. Yeah then me fi miki and tess did some groovy dancing making up wierd moves to things we thought of like the butcher??!!Anyways yeah then the party died down abit more, the cake came out and then ppl started to leave. It was a good party i had fun at the start and in the middle caus by the end i was pretty tired. I didnt take that many photos so sorry to those that missed out on being in them. You really have to just like ask me and stuff caus im pretty lazy hehe. Anyways then i went home with miki talked till two about funny injuries we got wen we were little. Woke up at 9:30 took some retarded photos with olivia and ate heaps. Was really fun. I don't think ive laughed so much. I swear i nearlylaughed my organs up. What wrong with you I SAY YOU HE DEAD! Anyways yeah now im at home. Its very destructive everyones fighting over a pack of meat that was thrown in the bin caus someone called them an idiot. Is it just more or is that illegal in third world countries? Anyways a giant chicken is trying to turn me into the ace of spades!Hope you guys ahve a good holiday. Im gonna go sleep. Seeyas luv yas heaps! xoxooxoxoxoxoxoxox laura!!!

Me and my sister hehe. Yeah shes pulling a wierd face caus my brother was about to throw a fitness ball at her! hehe xoxox mel 

*.::ViCtOrY!::.*

Hey guys!!No one really comes to blogs anymore but i'll still post. How r yas all??! Omg its been soo long. You wanna know why?!Caus of freekin exams!!!!Omg two whole freekin weeks of just full on study, i swear my days only consisted of me waking up going to school, bounty hunting for an hour, get home study, bed!Yeah was shit. But this week was the actuall exams.And a hectic week as well caus my sister went into hospital on tuesday to get a thing removed yeah so if i was wierd on tuesday you know why lol, so yeah hectic as hell!
How did everyone go??I found out my maths exam results caus mr joseph told me. I got 85% so yeah im happy i passed. Also i finished both essays in english, umm did alrite in sose, and science i did good i think and french, yeah....wierd. Anyways and on the last thursday (last nite) it was the wintrer concert. Concert choir was sooooooooo goood! I actually sung for once hehe it was soo good and the sopranos didnt brake haha. Yeah symphony orchestra was good as well. I actually played liek i knew the music haha. Yeah matt woody miki andy(guy) and michael came. Twas awesome. So now its holidays and everything is over for two freekin weeks. It feels good to not have to study or anythign anymore. Yeah congrats to those people that got in theVCE maths class. So long timny (my maths buddy) now who's going to be my sensai and teach me all about the one kilogram world. Stupid gravity. yeah i was sent to jail for two weeks for defying the laws of physics. Stupid chuck norris. Anyways last weekend was andy's party. Hope everyone had fun. Everyone got into the 60's 70's and 80's theme!Yeah not much dancign but still fun. Tom managed to get so inebriated he collapsed andy's deck thing. Yeah that enourmouse woman was gonna devour us all. Gosh apparently there were people on it. I was like whoa it was liek the land titanic of 2006!(sings titanic music) Anyways omar was there and he took one of my gloves and we made the O-TEAM! yeah was great and had some really funny conversations with miki and erich at the star. And callum was fukin funny drunk. And jim tried to steal my foot??!!Yeah anyways everyone looked awesome. Its holidays now!!!!!Omg yesterday me callum and tess were discussing how if our chromosomes or ear bone thing developed differently we''ed turn into a fish. Imagine giving birth to a fish!!Yeah then we decided we were gonna make fish man!A fish cross man. But don't treat him differently because hes different!Yeah it was a really funny conversation. I think i'm gonna go and try to confuse my chromosomes. See how that like that. Stupid blue prints to me. I am my own blue prints no one intstructs me!MWAHAHAHA! anyways im gonna go! seeya hoep ur all good and if i dont talk to u guys over the holidays Have a good one and make the most of them!We only live THRICE! once in the 60's, once and mexico and one in a crows stomach! Buh baiz! luv yas! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox laura

*.::Que Sera Sera!::.*

Hey guys long time no see, how r we all???Hope we are all good. Caus if you arn't im gonna burn you at the stake!Yes well Not much has happened lately, last weekend, i went shopping with mel,(my sister for you delinquants that don't know that...fuck heads lol) jokes and umm thenI saw omg TAKE THE LEAD! TWAS SOOO GOOD! yeah was all like up in the hood, music was aweosme dancing, ah was sooo good i was gonna shoot everyone in the cinema in happiness. Yeah then at midnight me and brother had a crumb fight, with the left overs in the biscuit bin, but mum caught us and she was like OMG YOU IDIOTS, I HAVE NO CHILDREN! then suddenly she started turning into the queen of spades, so me and matt ran outside before she blew up. Then there was a bum on the side of the road and he dared us to fly to Rome,so we were like fine, so we jumped on a pheonixes back and flew there. Then we were all like gladiator gladiator had a war with a couple of italien gods, but then greenpeace had a problem with this and shut us down unfortunatly. We were making soo much money. Whoever thought headbutting was illegal. Anyways then we got sucked into a black holevortex and we ended up floating around in a giant crows stomach, was pretti good, there was like a bar and everything. I met my 2nd cousin. Then matt figured out how to reverse gravity and some how we ended up back at home and cleaned up the crumbs. Then we blew up a building, builders had just finished building. It was soo victorious, that will teach you fucking hyrdrgen molecules!Yeah sorry guys im bored. Then onSunday me miki tim woody and matt saw Xmen 3!!!was soo good and matt made some relli good calls!.They are..
1>Rogues not here man,
2>whoa i didnt see him there!
yeah then we starred at luke for a bit and then i went to mikis house and we made up the best game. You have to think of somehting and make heaps of connections to stuff. Like wen i think of alcahole i think of inebriation when i think of inebriation i think of urination wen i think of urination i think of squirrels urinating on chuck norris! Yeah then for the rest of the week was school. pretti boring. Everyone was sick, But teaching the kids for sport leadership was good. They were well behaved and cool as. There was a red head called max ginger. He must come from a long line of red heads. Yeah and today i had careers fast track, i can be a doctor, dentist, physiologist, biologist, journalist, and nurse educator hahaha. Yeah all sciency stuff.
Anyways yeah. This weekend im going to andy's for her birthday. Happy birthday gawgus! Anyways seeya guys luv yas! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox laura!

*.::HoW GoOd iT CaN Be::.*

Hey guys!How r we all, hope we're all fine and dandy. Well its sunday today.The day after miki's absolutely awesomnest party! So since last time I posted what has happened. Well on monday I found a giant golden Ostrich egg which made naked mole rats really fertile. So i used this to my full advantage and bred many of them to begin my mass army and war against, wait for it,The radio active Jelly Babies. Yes they are after me since i told their leader that they should go and get some fucken clothes you fucken hippy!Yeah anyways. Not much happened at school. On wednesday I played footy and sport, and i fractured my inee peeni finger. Yeah. I was just trying to get the ball and then suddenly I was like OH MY GOD I HAVE A FINGER! I THOUGHT I HAD FLIPPERS! But yeah the next mornign i got it X-rayed and stuff so i have to keep it strapped for two weeks. Its not too bad but yeah i just feel like a totaly retard I don't like people looking at it. Im like DON'T LOOK AT ME!yeah i also don't like people that come to my house and steal all of my tins of speghetti for scientific research on people who see things. Yes SEE. It's abnormal. So are the things!

Anyways yeah and I had Symphony Orchestra which is crap as always. It has a pattern. PLay, Stop, yell, insult,embarrass players. Yeah its liek that the whole time. But monday Me and fi have a performance in the city for it which shall be good. A whole night in the city. With free canary's!

Yeah but anyways, so anyways the glorious saturday came and I got up went for a run, got ready packed and trudged to miki's!Nah i didn't trudge some lost chicken that takes steroids gave me a lift.Anyways I got there at 3 and helped set up and stuff-yes by help i mean blow up some balloons hehe and yeah music and stuff. Then dav and tess came at 4 or 5 and yeah we got ready together, and tessgave miki a lime and a cocnut, was soo frikken awesome,then marty came early and so did tim, and after a while ppl followed in suit. It was a really good party miki good job, i had heaps of fun and I hope everyone else did. Liek everyone was just hanging out and laughing and stuff which was aweosme, and I was having my really high pitch loud screaming conversations where i get excited with ppl again which was awesome. And I had many a good conversations with ppl. Omg matt seriously...u could have ur own comedy festival, and ur vest was aweosme, Yeah and wen we were all standing around the fire i was burning my hair, and i was practising (made up my new word) WITCHISM!yeah its no longer witch craft. Yeah and we made ass anmes for everyone, me and matt. Matt=badass, Me=the ass, Woddy=jackass, Lloyd=smartass, Tim=dumbass,umm jacob=fatass, umm omg who else was there, hayden=blond ass lol, yeah there were others was soo funny, if u wanna join the bad wagon, contact either me and matt!
But yeah me and dav made up this wierd guy hug thing its sooo awesome, wen we smack eachother, we get like this good hard hollow sound on our backs. But yeah the music was good, and michael, shaun and den were like bush kids!!!seriously!But yeah was a fun night. But OMG IT WAS LIKE A FUCKING PAPRAZZO NIGHT!CAMERAS EVERYWHERE. thats why i didnt take that many guys caus i just couldnt be fucked posing and taking photos for hours. Which was a good thing caus i had heaps of fun in the end!Miki that was soo funny wen we were screaming and talking about plans against supermarkets. Yeah a funny night!When rob fell over that was soo awesome!funny and sad but awesome. Yeah I spent most of my time with lloyd which was good :-) had a fun ngiht!Omg but was a really cold night too!Then at the end after all the madness i finished with some sway dancing with lloyd lol then everyone joined in and we all swayed together like the big happy family we are. It was soo good. Then as ppl left me miki dav andy and callum migrated upstairs and laughed about many a thing, like irish men swapping there stories of drinking!Then callum left and liv and raisa and kelly and all of us were in the room just talking for ages and soon we dropped off, and me dav and miki made pancakes which were sooo fucking big!the englufed the gulf of carpentaria!Then yeah caught the train home, walked home, found a starved cat that was sick, brought it home, and mum took it to the rspca and we saved it. Go me see i do my bit for society. what about you losers!I CARE!Yeah then ummmmi ate my foot. Anyways seeyall later. Hope us had a good weekend sorry bout the massive post. Seeya luv laura xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

*.::wHaT'S On yOuR RaDiO?::.*

Hey guyz how r ya???! hope your all good. Well since last time I posted its just been another boring week at school you know just the usual. Except for a while at the begining of the week the group was a bit down and not in high spirits i noticed. Alot of things happened that weekend but I guess we should all just really put it behind us now. Except for the good times. Anyways yeah so this week was good on wednesday I had senior girls footy and it was mikis birthday happy birthday love you!. Man it was fliping awesome. Dav let me have her footy boots but yeah. It was awesome everyone got into it and was tackling and everything. At one point i was in like a scrum and some girl put her foot in and like omg her footy boots went right across the skin of my thigh while i was trying to get the ball on the ground all you could hear form me was "OMG THE PAIN!"hehe. Now i have two big gash bruise mark things. Its kinda cool though. I HAVE BATTLE WOUNDS!yeah and dav kicked most of our goals it was soo awesome. And fern was a total gun. Yeah we all got muddy and was a good day. Then we had sports leadership with the kiddies. It was good caus it was only girls so they just did as they were told but i was fukin freezing that night. I was prepared to fly all the way to africa and steal a lions main while it was going through its mating ritual and then laugh at it. But yeah.

Thursday was kinda crappy. Had music all that day. But i didn't get abused and get giant spears thrown at me for once. Then yeah friday was shweeeet laid back and stuff. Lunchtime was funny. Hayden was doing cross country and tim told him to trip over as a joke and he actually did accidentally and got a blood nose. I was crying so hard a grew a thrid appendix. So if anyone needs one call me.

Yeah then on Saturday me andy matt and lloydy went to eastland to get som stuff and we spent like an hour at JB, it was sooo packed fuck i swear the southern lights were there or somehting, or the worlds biggest worm was serving while throwing dirt at ppl with bald patches. Yeah then for like another three hours we just sat at star bucks talking and annoying everyone at starbucks that were trying to read their newspapers thinking they are smarter then abraham lincoln. Anyways yeah then wen we decided we needed to go home before it got dark and then the steroided badgers came out and tried to give us pamphlets to join the latest gym. So yeah but we were all really bored and were having to much fun so i invited andy back to have dinner at my house to eat pine suckling pigs on this fine eve then like later i invited matt and lloyd over and we were gonna play cards and watch movies but then we couldn't be bothered because greenpeace were holding my virginity at ransom so we just sat in my room sharing stories of our long lost lives and laughing and stuff it was heaps of fun guys thnx for comming. Seriously I had such a fun time. Especially wen that mexican guy came in and was bargaining his donkey for a slice of love. But we said. NOH! yeah we played heaps of music all night yeah and it was good just chilling. Yeah and my dog backed both matt and lloyd into a corner it was soooooo funny i nearly cried the niagra falls. Anyways yeah then at liek 11 they left and then i watched narnia and went to bed. I dreamt about chaptsticks that were offended by my blond treak in my hair. Oh man yeah and and and i was a train driver for connex and everyone was yelling at me caus i ened up driving to uluru and all these ppl from the musical cats were dancing aorund the huge rock.

Anyways today is mothers day and me and mel got mum a $60 voucher for eastland lol and body stuff and some cd's. She scored pretty good. Then i made grillled toast for everyone, yes including my pet cheetah with a top hat!yes and yeah now im posting. I have nothign else to write except...I CHALLENGE YOU ALL TO A RACE AROUND THE WORLD! HAHAHAHAHA. Anyways seeya guys. I hope next week isnt as down and gets back to being completely bnuts like it was starting to be hehe. Anyways miki's birthday party next weekend AWESOME can't wait!seeya xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox luv laura!

*..::BlAmE It oN ThE BoogY!::.*

Hey guys how r ya???hope your all good, hmm long time no see hehe. Well its not like anyone visits here anyway hehe, not even i do hehehe. Umm yeah last weekend it was stephs 16th party!I started off my day with flying my cape to mikis house and getting ready there. Here brothers were bush walking and bounty hunting it was awesome. Yeah we had this rice stuff for dinner and i straightened my hair so straight it could paper cut people hehe. Yeah so then we bolted out the door having to fight our way through a mob of ranting raving stoned lemurs with pineapples. When we got there, there were like people on chairs sitting out the front and me and miki didnt know how to get in and like we went to cut across the grass and they just started yelling at us im like holly shit, but yeah they were just cheap bounces drinking hehehe. Yeah after me and miki ticked our names off the list we entered the realm of party narnia!Yeah hehe. Andy and steph were already on the verge of gone hehe. But yeah we went and flocked with the non drinkers and were with like woody tim marty jim yeah u get the point. We all started around the outdoor heater and had some funny conversation startes. Me and miki got bored so we did some pretti wierd walking then went to drink some V. Well I drank 3 in 20 mins. Hlaf an hour later. I was pretty much off with the fairies. I think people either thought iw as drinking, or i was taking extacy or somehting haha yeah anyways i had a massive hyped conversation with lots of screaming and laughing about my 16th and how im gonna have a food fight. Yes u heard me you greased up deaf guy! Anyways yeah then i was hyper and did some pretti retarded dancing in which everyone was looking at me wierd. Then some normal dancing, some singing and then i taught some guys how to strut and everything and we did the hokeypokey and yeah socialising. I had such a fun night. Omg matt you are the funniest guy wen ur drunk not that ur not funny wen ur not hehe. Like yeah everyones sayign u have more confidence and better balance haha. Yeah and wow michael is funni but scary wen pissed. And yeah andy and shaun got together that night lol. Everyone was like laughing caus they were having like dry sex on the couch for like 3 hours hahaha. Yeah and i got to throw a bucket at someone. AWESOME. yeah and me and fi wen rolling down the driveway. Yeah funny night. Tes u looked so good but man my feet ached by the end haha. Yeah I was hyper all ngiht. Sorry to the people i scared but yeah. I can't say how funny matt u were!. Yeah OMAR WAS THERE. Yeah that was aweosme. Also i didnt get to find out everyone who hooked up so if you know anything tell me fools! Yeah and ross is pretti funny drunk too. Id just liek to say how wierd is it that party's change ppl and the whole atmosphere and everything hehe. Yeah and steph was pretti funny too. Yay we got to dance at this party too hehehe. Yeah anyways wen me miki tess and left to go back to mikis we had massive slice pieces and went to bed dwelling about the nearing storm. Then the next day me an miki sat up at the second story talking and sounding sooo stoned its not funny. Anyways IM gonna go now i can't be bothered posting anymore sorry it was too random this time but yeah next time! Seeya guys!!! lots of luv laura! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoox